An old member (Lurked in the first forum, never saw the second), Guan is a regular of the Shoutbox and EE+RP section. Well known for getting mixed up with Smokefish's antics, and currently one of the admins. Obsesses over miko and boxy Japanese cars, among other things.

His name originates from a Chinese general during the Han Dynasty, and partially from his manga/anime genderswap incarnation, Kanu Unchou, from the notorious fanservice franchise Ikkitousen.